Monday, 30 July 2012

Possible financial stability...

Pig Dog can't believe his eyes, how can this be, gold! So he gets out of his car to take a closer look!


Man, that is the real deal for sure, he may be an animal from the forest, but he knows gold when he see's it! And he ain't no fool!!!

But what to do? In this new world things are very different, but he knows he has to pay his way, and find a place to live.

Mr Dimond Geezer did mention the Three Wise Penguins, they were always willing to give advise, especially when it came to gold, frankincence or myrrh!

So Pig Dog popped the gold in the car and went to see them.


Pig Dogs first impression was that they went very well with his car! That made him very happy.

What they said though made perfect sense, they explained that in the new world he had to pay for things and would need to fund his new life. Either he found a job, or sold the gold! He was still homeless.

They told him about Bling Cat, who loved gold and all things bling, and would certainly pay a good price.

So with a big smile Pig Dog set off to find the king of bling...



Sunday, 29 July 2012

I love GOLD...

Pig Dog is driving!!!



Where to go, what to see, the streets are his. Its so much easier than having to thrash his little pink legs, he should have done this years ago!!!

He loves the feeling of the wind flapping through his ears, and the way it makes his eyes water when he sticks his head out the window!


Pig Dog is so very happy right now, this is so cool.

Turning a right corner he spots something in the road up in front. As he gets close he has to blink several times to check what he thinks he has seen... because it looks like...


GOLD!!!!!!!!

Sunday, 22 July 2012

Back out on the street...

Pig Dog's new friends were cool, odd, but very cool, and he started to learn one or two things  about them from their time together. Dead Thing didn't have much to say, apart from that "he was from France!"

The new crew had things to do, so left the Nags Head and went their individual ways for now, but agreed to hook up soon.


Back out in the street Pig Dog realised that he needed a faster way to get around if he was going to see everything. He knew of two external modes of transport now, The Magic Nana Boot...


Or his own set of WHEELS!!!


There will be plenty of time for The Magic Nana Boot, now its time to DRIVE...

Saturday, 21 July 2012

Interesting friends for sure...

With his little fuzzy head and the meeting of Tin Bird, Pig Dog reckons he should go back to the bar. He gets sorted in the gents, opens the cubicle door and WAMM-BAMM, he is face to face with DEAD THING!


Now Pig Dog has certainly met a few strange folk already today, and said nothing, but Dead Thing was getting pretty close to plain weird (one can sense a little uncertainty in Pig Dogs face)!!! Before he had to think what to say or how to break the ice, Dead Thing blurted out "I'M FROM FRANCE."


Well thats good enough for me thought Pig Dog, must be a pretty normal chap then! With a happy feeling once again they headed back to the bar where the four very select new friends tucked into some ale!!!


Happy times...

Thursday, 19 July 2012

Tipsy times, and second meeting...

Pig Dog feels a little odd, for sure, but Mr Dimond Geezer seems to be acting very strange after a couple of drinks. Thinking about it, Pig Dog does have a large amount of body fat to weight ratio to soak up the new drink, where as Mr Dimond Geezer is paper thin!

Even so Pig Dog takes a toilet break to collect his head, but as he enters the gents he is dropped face to face with DANGER!!!!


OMG! What the heck!!!

There is a short moment in time where there is a definite stand-off, Pig Dog fears for his eyes!

But then Tin Bird speaks, and says "are you a buddy of Mr Dimond Geezer?" Thinking on his feet Pig Dog beems a massive smile and says "oh yes!"



Wow, close one, things seem to be ok, for now...

Monday, 16 July 2012

Meeting...

So the big smoke is vast, and a little confusing. Many buildings with imposing products stuck in the windows. The word SALE, seems very popular, Pig Dog thinks of the sea.
Pig Dog is still pretty hungry and thirsty and there are buildings that offer food and drink 'ALL DAY'. So he chooses one called the Nags Head.

No sooner than he steps to the bar he is confronted...


Pig Dog feels a little amazed, as he though he had a big smile, but it was nothing compared to Mr Dimond Geezer!!!

Mr Dimond Geezer was very friendly and Pig Dog was very happy! Mr Dimond Geezer offered Pig Dog a drink...


What a strange taste, and oh what a strange feeling...

Sunday, 15 July 2012

The big smoke...

What to do first? The big smoke is so new, so different, so concrete. There seems to be bridges everywhere...


There is danger in being so high, and over the water, but Pig Dog likes that feeling!!!



All the travel and the big day has made him so thirsty, but unlike the forest, where he had to collect fallen rain water for days, he can go to Waitrose!!!



Life is very different...